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DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm, #229033
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm, #229026
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229020
threesome's up :)


INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am, #244505
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm, #244478
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm, #244335
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm, #244334
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am, #244271
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am, #244269
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am, #243977
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am, #243974
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm, #243943
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm, #243942
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm, #243938
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm, #220930
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #220377
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm, #220376
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #220350
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am, #220340
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am, #220336
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am, #220335
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am, #220296
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am, #220291
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am, #220288
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm, #220282
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am, #243996
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm, #241117
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am, #238994
lol


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm, #135049
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am, #111877
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #111297
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #111295
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am, #111290
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am, #111282
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am, #111257
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am, #104836
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




FACEBOOK MISUNDERSTOOD -


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Sh8kes - September 29, 2012, 11:32 am, #239537
She's kinda h**... better ways to knock a b**** out though, than to hit her with a book


FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am, #253518
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm, #222945
XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am, #222847
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am, #222841
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am, #222830
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am, #222829
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am, #238753
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am, #238752
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm, #130931
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm, #130919
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm, #130917
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am, #130916
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm, #130785
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm, #130719
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm, #130717
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am, #130598
Full of win, this is


AND SPARKLES DESTROY VAMPIRISM. -


TAGS: twilight books saga
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:05 am, #243756
First we'll pay and then we'll pay some more. Does anyone know the score, I'm so f*cking board.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2012, 1:39 pm, #237577
...and Rock is dead! (Long live Paper and Scissors)
minerva1961 - July 18, 2012, 1:32 pm, #237393
Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
AcidRain - July 18, 2012, 9:41 am, #237391
Ain't that the truth.


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




Charge it -


TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm, #245319
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm, #245313
OMG! WTF is u? 5


REALY STUPID PEOPLE - you know they exist if signs like this do


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - August 9, 2012, 3:40 pm, #238249
true...lol
TerrorAustralis - August 9, 2012, 6:01 am, #238238
if you dont try, you'll never know what you cant do.
FrznHt - April 29, 2012, 10:11 pm, #233955
Um... maybe I shouldn't mention that really is spelled wrong.


The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm, #249027
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm, #248019
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm, #247986
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am, #247899
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm, #247892
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm, #247891
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm, #247830
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am, #245560
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm, #223416
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


THE BOOK REQUIRES IMAGINATION - The movie shows you what to think


TAGS: book movie
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by OTC

CPTinshano - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm, #234682
Exactly!
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:38 pm, #234591
Excellent


FACEBOOK - You know it's bad when you've been poked more times on Facebook than you have in real life.


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Alixian

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:38 am, #241310
I hate it when the people who poke me and complain to me in person that I haven't returned the poke. I reply, "I'm sorry, but Facebook doesn't have a 'bat-to-your-friend's-face' option.That's how you get rid of friends on Facebook :)


SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.


TAGS: facebook risks superman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by viba

Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm, #210602
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.


FACEBOOK - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: facebook lol
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by monkeysky

the1stCOMMI3 - May 29, 2011, 6:09 pm, #219329
are "you're doing it worng" jokes still around? They seemed like a little internet fad


Books -




FACEBOOK FRINEDS -




FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Loregiver

fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm, #234619
5olid truth!


IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm, #233131
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


SPANISH SAYING; BOOKS ARE HINDRANCES TO PERSISTING STUPIDITY -




COURAGE - do you have enough of it to stick your hand in the box and pull out a bottle


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - May 4, 2012, 3:17 pm, #234162
thankx
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 8:09 am, #234146
Good One.


GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.




FACEBOOK - If life is getting complicated, just escape from reality and visit it!


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by whizz



MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




IF I HATE YOU - You don't deserve to know why


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm, #234620
5o true


TURN THE PAGE - I swear, you are the slowest reader ever!


TAGS: cat book turn page
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - March 18, 2015, 8:42 am, #260429
Why I didn't fav this when I first saw it, I have no idea.


FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm, #127021
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #126995
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


FACEBOOK - It Never Forgets !!


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by MustyK

zoomer296 - January 7, 2013, 8:04 pm, #242267
Well said.


STICKS & STONES -


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm, #253366
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm, #228972
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)


FACEBOOK UPDATE - He did take his time in his house...just too much




FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm, #255114
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am, #239528
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm, #239514
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm, #239513
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm, #239512
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm, #239511
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - ...God Sent the Arsonist


TAGS: https www facebook com
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by motifakeguy

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:26 am, #247527
Or Boyd Crowder got pissed... :)
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 9:54 pm, #241926
The pixelated image filter must be broken...


FACEBOOK - "Hey! I just added my 2000th friend on Facebook!" "Where do you know him from?" "He's the friend of the friend of the friend of my cousin's friend!"


TAGS: facebook friends
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by whizz

GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:12 pm, #141018
Now we know how the herpes virus got in the neighborhood. 5L's for the "shop" skills


A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -




FACEBOOK - So addictive.




FACEBOOK - Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004




HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.


TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ReaperCreeper

xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm, #212349
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am, #171630
i like it


THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




STATUS UPDATE -


TAGS: face book facebook status update
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:56 pm, #223499

I did read it, sadly you will not be missed
the1stCOMMI3 - August 25, 2011, 6:10 pm, #223496
i'm sorry, how is it that your username even passed the registration?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:03 pm, #223495
Hey, sorry about that.. but do you think you could read my name to yourself?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:02 pm, #223494
Dood, I f***ing swear you get all of your **** from the Android Market's Funny Jokes app. GTFO HOE.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:46 pm, #223453
Would've been better if you used Twitter, but still funny.
sidestep22 - August 24, 2011, 12:25 pm, #223439
Wow! So wrong and impressive all at the same time.. 5Ls


365 FOOLS -




MIXED MESSAGES - it's better just to go with what seems more legit


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Axis

maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:11 am, #235435
A Lot Of People Do this It's The Way We Are.


RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway




ORANGE KITTY - is dreaming about taking your soul


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Axis



FACEBOOK - TRUST ME, IT'S MORE EFFECTIVE THAN FACEPALM -




FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends


TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am, #220613
Good one.


ADDICTION -




F A C E B O O K - A place where anyone can stick their nose in anyone's business.


TAGS: facebook my space twitter youtube
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

vader - August 13, 2010, 1:44 pm, #189334
the rating of the pic proves that there are way to much people at facebook. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:44 pm, #153317
5 true dats


RELIGION -




WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!


TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by fineline

P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm, #179917
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture


HIPSTER BUNNY SAYS - Your Facebook posts are lame...




DEFINE AWKWARD - that moment when you find out your pokemon dose more than fighting


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - May 28, 2012, 9:47 pm, #235358
one of the reasons why you need to keep them in there pokeballs I guess lol :)


DINNER FOR ONE -


TAGS: trekkies solo dinners trekkies cookbook
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 12:32 pm, #221681
Good one RL. I'm surprised that this book is written by William Shanter. A must look at movie is "Fanboys". Hilarious - Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
THEBRAT - July 20, 2011, 11:12 pm, #221651
HAHA, can I just get the book without meeting the Author...? lol Niiice...
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:33 pm, #221648

yeah ice i know...thats why i used trekkies :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:48 pm, #221645
Oh yeah, I believe they prefer the term 'Trekker' now. Don't ask how I know.
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:46 pm, #221644
Subtle, RL, subtle.
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:51 pm, #221629
Hilarious RL. Anyone know where I can find some fresh grawploks? 5 lonely lions.


C-L-A-S-S -




MARION THE LIBRARIAN - I'M LOVING IT


TAGS: books
Rating: 4.36/5

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FACEBOOK - You're Doing It Wrong


TAGS: face book doing wrong
Rating: 2.62/5
HtD - December 30, 2008, 11:41 pm, #47765
Good book though.
FAIL COP - July 22, 2008, 1:57 pm, #10696
The Book is Backwards. You Fail at ph**ochopping.


PROFILE PICS CAN BE LIKE ICEBERGS; - THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE MASS THAN WHAT YOU ARE SEEING...


TAGS: iceberg fat fake facebook myspace google
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 6:53 pm, #179421
A 3 for all the potential beauty.


MEGAN FOX AS WONDER WOMAN? - Dream on fanboys! (Bitch needs to learn to act first.)


TAGS: wonder woman megan fox dc comics d c comic book
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by jalford

Darwolf - May 3, 2010, 9:26 pm, #174585
Ha! Good one and its the truth. Plus she kinda remind me of crack wh***.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 9:24 pm, #102058
First of all, she is not a dog!! Next, she can act. (Hey, she is no Hallie Berry.)(Not even Jessica Alba.) But she has a style all her own. I think she can be a good wonder woman.
TigerKid - July 27, 2009, 12:19 am, #100702
Act? Why would a Wonder Woman movie call for an experienced acterss? All Wonder Woman needs to do is be h**, with black hair, blue eyes and spin in a f***ing circle. She really doesnt even need that much. They could just CG that **** in.
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 7:36 pm, #100612
Isnt that the truth... and some stumpy thumbs :p


FACEBOOK - More important than a nuclear crisis.


TAGS: cod4 cod4 mw facebook nuclear crisis
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by unohoo09

MPsniper - March 31, 2011, 5:23 pm, #215583
would you...like to play... a game?


MEAN COMIC GEEKS SUCK! - BECAUSE THEY SUCK!




DON'T JUST DON'T -


TAGS: motifake on facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 5:35 am, #241218
Led Jesus died for your Zeppelin
caveman - December 5, 2012, 3:14 am, #241217
Garbage man Jesus died for your bins
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 12:32 am, #241215
Jeanie Jesus died for your Djinn's
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 12:21 pm, #236772
and a pick-pocket!
Sho - September 17, 2011, 7:59 pm, #224390
Dumpster Jesus died for your bins
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:54 am, #222559
Jesus died for your Fapins
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 11:51 pm, #209245
Minnesota Jesus died for your Twins.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 1:50 am, #209163
Halloween Jesus died for Pumpkins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:12 am, #207973
UConn jesus died for your wins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:11 am, #207972
Maryland jesus died for your terrapins
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 12:12 am, #207966
Indian jesus died for your moccasins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:00 am, #207965
British Jesus died for your gin. Acupucture jesus died for your pins. Comedy jesus died for your grins. 5L!
TheTrashHeap - December 21, 2010, 8:16 pm, #207940
Canadian Coffee Jesus died for your Tims.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:54 pm, #207883
Epic Sean comment!!!
Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:36 pm, #207881
Disco Jesus died for our sequins.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:32 am, #207517
LMAO!!!
crankyhead - December 18, 2010, 4:33 pm, #207478
LMAO @ Skuba-Jebus
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm, #207467
...and moti-jebus died for your 5 Lins!
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm, #207466
Alco-Jebus died for your Aspirins // Uncle Jebus died for your cousins // Guitar Jebus died for your dins // Mooo-Jebus died for your joins // Time-Jebus died for your mins // Arni-Jebus died for your proteins // Skuba-Jebus died for your urchins . . . .
Sho - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm, #207462
LMAO instant 5L XD
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 9:52 pm, #207408
Housewife Jesus died for your 5 Clothespins


SOME GUYS HAVE IT - the rest of us are just along for the ride


TAGS: oops facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

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Airman - May 23, 2011, 5:54 pm, #218962
Airman only has MS Paint.. no other editing tools here at work
AudioHostem - May 23, 2011, 5:40 pm, #218958
MS paint? Like, for the editing? Who are you and what have you done with Airman?
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 7:23 pm, #218914
the package: he has it


HELLO -




FARMVILLE - Nothin' like an old childhood crush finding you and befriending you on FB 'coz he needs cows or some sh*t on Farmville.




REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm, #174133
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm, #57684
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.


NEIL ARMSTRONG - The Last Time Anyone Named Neil Was Ever Cool. Ever.


TAGS: www facebook com
Rating: 2.85/5

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Derek - November 19, 2009, 2:48 pm, #137845
Unassuming, selfless, forward thinking, technically brilliant and yet completely modest. I can't think of _anyone_ cooler.
Ithilhin - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm, #137833
Neil Patrick Harris = SUPER Cool.
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 1:18 pm, #137829
A modern day warrior, mean mean stride...
GreyScorpion - November 19, 2009, 12:58 pm, #137825
The blacksmith and the artist Reflect it in their art They forge their creativity Closer to the heart, yes closer to the heart
Fatt Matt - November 19, 2009, 12:54 pm, #137824
You fail... Neil Peart.


HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-




INNER BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty book movie special effects
Rating: 4.66/5

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mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm, #224406
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm, #224367
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm, #224364
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm, #224362

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice


MAN EATING PLANTS - this here is the exact reason why we make weed killer


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 3.82/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013, 6:30 pm, #245899
Image is awesome, but text not particularly witty - I give it 4L


FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




EMO LINK - this is how you know that the goddess pushed him to far


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 2.75/5

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REAL FRIENDS -




READING -




I SEARCHED MY SOUL - for reasons to live, any excuse to stop me taking my .45 and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one... I really should take that library book back first.


TAGS: despair suicide 45 library book
Rating: 4.63/5

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pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 7:04 pm, #237012
A gunsh** in a library? Just imagine how many people would turn around and say, 'Sssshhhhhhh.'
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:24 pm, #237011
Very responsible. I approve! Just don't shoot yourself in the library after you've returned the book. You might get gore on other books.
pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 8:17 am, #236998
Some things are cliches for a reason. :)
GaryO - July 5, 2012, 8:15 am, #236997
Saw it comin’, but still couldn’t hold back a chuckle. Nice one PV, very nice….5L of course


FACEBOOK - Make parents proud one post at a time.




A VIOLENT READ - The girl at the bookstore said this book would "Blow My Mind" I didn't think she was speaking literally




IN THE WORDS OF NEIL GAIMEN -


TAGS: good omens fantastic book quote
Rating: 4.33/5

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GySgt1811 - March 11, 2011, 2:17 am, #214023
If you see him, spit in his eye for me...


TAKE HEALTH, ART, AND MUSIC OUT OF SCHOOLS THEY SAID - THERE WILL BE NO EFFECT ON THE CHILDREN THEY SAID


TAGS: cancer facebook heath fail
Rating: 4.73/5

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robbidos - January 28, 2013, 9:26 pm, #242898
apparently you can die from it, stupid that is


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.7/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm, #218455
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am, #218418
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


FOLLOW ME - OR ELSE I'LL FOLLOW YOU!!




SUGAR - sometimes you can tell when people have had to much


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.33/5

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EDUCATION -


TAGS: puppies kids books
Rating: 3.51/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 14, 2010, 10:09 pm, #164852
This WAS my favorite book as a child... 5L
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:36 pm, #122493
I think I saw this at a book fair when I was in elementary school. This kind of thing could scar a kid for life or worse...make him a furry.
avitron - March 22, 2009, 10:02 pm, #67227
sob.... i had this book as a little kid. d*** you rule 34...
WTF - January 23, 2009, 5:43 pm, #54043
Looks like the little b**** is getting a donkey punch! LOL


SPAWN - while you were there reading that manga garbage I was here reading a real comicbook


TAGS: spawn awesome comic book manga
Rating: 3.12/5

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SemperFIrebomb - September 12, 2011, 6:29 am, #224205
One point I'd like to add. The guy that did spider-man as well as a few others also has a manga out called " Ultimo." go check it out. + manga babes are h**ter and hornier. case closed.
Alixian - September 6, 2011, 3:43 am, #224008
I'd say Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star could kick Spawn's a** but Spawn's already dead, so advantage Spawn. Spawn is awesome, 5ls for you and Todd McFarlane


FACEBOOK - Making stupidity more accessible.




THE SOCIAL NETWORK -




LURKING IN THE SHADOWS - Waiting for the perfect moment to pop out.


TAGS: pop up book phobia
Rating: 4.73/5

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Swampfox - June 18, 2012, 5:13 pm, #236372
I checked. There is no term for the fear of pop-up books. Dammit!
katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 4:14 pm, #236368
Phobophobia? lol
steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 12:39 am, #235817
I have an irrational fear of phobias. Does that make me crazy?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:42 am, #235772
5piders come to mind, drowning and as of recent – zombies.
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 9:56 am, #235696
I can just imagine. Nice composition, fox.


BE MY FRIEND -


TAGS: facebook friends life
Rating: 4.56/5

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Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:08 am, #227419
Friend wh***. This is what their Facebook looks like.


WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."




CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?




ONLINE SITES -




Spoiler Alert! -


TAGS: cat book spoiler alert tuna
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - March 1, 2015, 6:23 am, #260183
Good to see you back, BM. where you been?


THE PAPYRUS CHRONICLES -




...UNTIL FACEBOOK - Now, you can bring up your past by clicking "Add Friend."




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